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I Have a Bad Feeling About This

by Jeff Strand

eBook

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Wilderness Survival Tip #1

Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors—but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.

Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

Wilderness Survival Tip #2

In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.

Wilderness Survival Tip #3

If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.

Praise for Jeff Strand's A Bad Day For Voodoo:

"A delightfully ludicrous read." —School Library Journal

"Just the thing for teen wiseacres." —Booklist

"[A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesn't stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up." —Publishers Weekly


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Publisher: Sourcebooks

Kindle Book

  • Release date: March 1, 2014

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9781402284564
  • Release date: March 1, 2014

EPUB eBook

  • ISBN: 9781402284564
  • File size: 1125 KB
  • Release date: March 1, 2014

PDF eBook

  • ISBN: 9781402284571
  • File size: 8701 KB
  • Release date: March 1, 2014


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Levels

ATOS: 4.9
Interest Level: 6-12(MG+)

Wilderness Survival Tip #1

Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.

Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors—but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.

Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

Wilderness Survival Tip #2

In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.

Wilderness Survival Tip #3

If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.

Praise for Jeff Strand's A Bad Day For Voodoo:

"A delightfully ludicrous read." —School Library Journal

"Just the thing for teen wiseacres." —Booklist

"[A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesn't stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up." —Publishers Weekly


Expand title description text
  • Details

    Publisher:
    Sourcebooks

    Kindle Book
    Release date: March 1, 2014

    OverDrive Read
    ISBN: 9781402284564
    Release date: March 1, 2014

    EPUB eBook
    ISBN: 9781402284564
    File size: 1125 KB
    Release date: March 1, 2014

    PDF eBook
    ISBN: 9781402284571
    File size: 8701 KB
    Release date: March 1, 2014

  • Creators
  • Formats
    Kindle Book
    OverDrive Read
    EPUB eBook
    PDF eBook
  • Languages
    English
  • Levels
    ATOS: 4.9
    Interest Level: 6-12(MG+)
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