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Almost Adulting

All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

by Arden Rose
Arden Rose

Audiobook

For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

  • Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
  • Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
  • Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
  • Eating enough protein
  • Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
  • Going on adventures without starting to smell
  • How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though
  • By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.


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    Publisher: HarperCollins
    Edition: Unabridged

    OverDrive Listen audiobook

    • ISBN: 9780062682802
    • File size: 88602 KB
    • Release date: March 28, 2017
    • Duration: 03:04:33

    MP3 audiobook

    • ISBN: 9780062682802
    • File size: 88602 KB
    • Release date: March 28, 2017
    • Duration: 03:04:34
    • Number of parts: 3

    Formats

    OverDrive Listen audiobook
    MP3 audiobook

    Languages

    English

    For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

    In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

  • Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
  • Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
  • Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
  • Eating enough protein
  • Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
  • Going on adventures without starting to smell
  • How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though
  • By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.


    Expand title description text
    • Details

      Publisher:
      HarperCollins
      Edition:
      Unabridged

      OverDrive Listen audiobook
      ISBN: 9780062682802
      File size: 88602 KB
      Release date: March 28, 2017
      Duration: 03:04:33

      MP3 audiobook
      ISBN: 9780062682802
      File size: 88602 KB
      Release date: March 28, 2017
      Duration: 03:04:34
      Number of parts: 3

    • Creators
    • Formats
      OverDrive Listen audiobook
      MP3 audiobook
    • Languages
      English